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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Everyone’s familiar with “Rule 34 of the Internet: there is porn of any conceivable subject”.

Is there also a rule that states that fandom abhors a vacuum of sexually available slim white men to ship with each other, and any piece of media that doesn’t include at least two will invent them?

Should a piece of popular media include one (1) thin white boy, failure to include another thin white boy to ship him with will result in the most popular ships in a particular fandom…

1.) importing another thin white boy from an unrelated piece of media to pair him with, regardless of reciprocated canon relationships with female characters…

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2.) interpreting a non-human character as a thin white boy, even a much, much older antagonist…

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3.) shipping the thin white character with himself…

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Related: if a fandom DOES include at least two thin white boys, but neither of them are lead characters, they will become the most popular ship in that fandom, preferred over non-white lead male characters who display affection towards one another….

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  • Name: sadie
  • Age: 18 years
  • Location: uk
  • Personality type: intp, chaotic good
hey :v I'm Sadie or Bucky and I'm 18, agender (woman leaning, aka it's complicated as fuck), and probably-lesbian. I'm still figuring things out re: my sexuality so bear with me!

my blog is mainly captain america, but some other fandoms do pop up. i love dogs, animals, and nature in general. I tend to talk a lot in my tags, oops

I have diagnosed BPD, PTSD, and I'm hypersexual. I sometimes post about these things, all triggers tagged for when necessary. If I miss something though please remind me, I'll tag it.

I'm spiritual fictionkin, my kintype is Bucky Barnes from Marvel and I talk about this aspect of my identity semi-often under kintag or kinfo. I tend to have Opinions™ on things (mainly, anti abusive ships) so yeah! but feel free to say hi or something i love talking to people!

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